I walked into the pizza joint to pick up my to-go pizza. It was busy as I made my way down to the end of the line where it gets boxed and handed to me. There were two guys eating at a table right there, and as it turned out, one of them was a new manager or something.
Somehow my pizza, without a box, was handed to him at the table where he was eating. He was sort of greasy looking. Shady. Like a broke down pimp. And there sat my pizza under his eating face.
Quickly, I said, "It's ok, just toss it in the box, I'll take it."
He used angry hand gestures all of a sudden, and got loud and asked, "This pizza?! YOU WANT THIS PIZZA?!" I immediately retorted, "Hell yes, I want it! I paid for it. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND GIVE ME MY PIZZA!"
Then, when he thought I wouldn't see, he fucking licked, with his whole mouth, around one of those big whole banana peppers that was already on his own plate, and tossed it in the box with my pizza. But I did see. I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and told him he was giving me a new pizza, no charge, and he was getting reported and fired AND getting his ass kicked.
The next thing I know, the owner is there, giving me my free pizza, apologizing and firing the pimp wannabe. And out the door I went.
Wouldn't that be crazy if that really happened?
The crazy thing is that I had a premenstrual migraine all day yesterday and looks like it will be around today. And my premenstrual brain produced this wack dream about two minutes before I woke up.
I love our pizza places here in town. But not today... I think... no, I KNOW, not today. Just doesn't sound very good. Especially no peppers.
My art work? My masterpiece? I know-I know...
Do you dream ridiculous things right before you wake up? Are they even more ridiculous premenstrual?